i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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