We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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