Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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