Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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