hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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