So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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