i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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