talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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