I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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