If i come over, it means nothing
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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