Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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