Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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