We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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