It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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