He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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