super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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