update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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