Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We talked him into tasing himself.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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