i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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