I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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