You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
My life is pants optional.
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