Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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