You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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