There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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