sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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