i think my tv is drunk
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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