I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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