She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
