is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
