it wasn't lemon gatorade
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
as a side note pls kill me
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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