you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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