Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Your penis caused this!
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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