I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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