I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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