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Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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