every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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