Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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