HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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