i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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