you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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