everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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