I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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