Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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