I just cut my nipple shaving
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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