Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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