We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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