barbara walters just said penis...
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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