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IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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