sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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