Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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