happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I currently don't understand fingers.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
