Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
But break dance skills will only take you so far
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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