i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He has the fingertips of a God
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