And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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