I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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