Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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