what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
