Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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