Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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