Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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