People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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